"...April flowers...May showers... " You betcha. Biked to Leesburg tonight after work. Originally was going to go to Vienna, but the sky was about to threaten something. About 15 miles into my ride, the sky turned into a freaky menagerie evolution of the color of a bruise. Dark purple, then black, then green, then orange. Then it started to rain. Hard. It was raining cats, dogs, elephants & whales. I was immediately drenched. But it was fun - refreshing...like being a kid....dancing in a lawn..barefoot...while raining. This rain and thunder and lightning continued on for another 20 minutes to half hour. I was unsure if it was going to pass over quickly. It did not. Withstanding the 10 minute shelter I took during the severe lightning and hail under the nook of a barn shed, it never stopped raining. I was drenched. Soaked to the bone. But felt good, altho heavy with rain soaked apparel. I was fortunate that I had an extra shirt and a dry car.

Drove home in my bike shorts...which have that maxipad chamois crotch...which was like a sponge. No wings. I'm glad I wasn't struck by lightning, my family would be curious as how to cash in on a life insurance policy that I don't have for an "act of God" if my heathen ass was hegemonically removed from the dogma record as a humanist default. Is glad my Cannondale shoes are almost dry..I'm looking forward to my bike ride tomorrow. Life moves on. Keep your bibles, keep your mantras. Life cannot be missed with the extradiagetic bullshit that religion provides and salvation protects for the sake of protectuionary protection. My life has no owner's manual, in fact - no dealership can honor the extended warranty anymore. I'm 36 years old. I beleive in myself. Simple and minimal is that. Like a introverted sappy architecture or design magazine you once saw in design school over a decade ago. Pure prada mixed with DuChamp while Man Ray shaved his moustache and kicked the tires on a Kosuthian idea of what a chair means. I hum to my nervous system sounds while John Cage rolls over in his grave a recording of NSYNC on a Webber Wire recorder. Oh the drama.

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