Holy crap, I have found a great new place to hang out. It's sad, but true.
There's yet another new high-end grocery store out near where I work, Wegmans. Basically, it's a Home Depot warehouse for foodies and silly cosmetic frugal suburbanites who like to guffaw and rubberneck what filthy bored rich people do.

Like the zoo. Let's see how the lazy animals who look good and yawn while doing domestic "chores" or dramatic "gee wizz" stuff to complete the image of anything survive. Purely, a real-time culinary solopsistic reality show, turned into itself like an unsure plastic surgery desision, minus the Iron Chef with a sharp Cycadia de-veining scalpel.

Ironically more sexy if you are a cook - or hip to the culinary jive. It's become retro-passe funkoliscious to diss William-Sonoma as a rabblerouser foodie snob than watching freaky yuppys buy expensive crap knowing far ahead that they will end up burning a Free Range Shark fillet at $114.99 a lb. on their $230k stainless steel BBQ NASA cookstation (these blokes took the NASCAR out of the NASA cookstation). I joked with my dad about this. He said, "gee, let me postulate that the poor graduate students in the area must be working overtime as suburban fishmongers - the job requires a masters degree in Ichthyology in order to splice a fish...or hose off some shrimp, or even de-vien a herd of Cycadia.

I took yet another bike ride tonight. I love it. Even when it rains. It was storming hard. Raining Cats and Wegmans Free Range Buffalo Wings and She Crab soup complete with garlic infused sour dough croutons at ¥ 420 or £630 depending on if NASCAR and NASDAQ merged into one full blown 7-11 and Ralph Lauren inspired Costco gated non-liquidation warehouse community. Good thing it did rain. It naturally washed down the pollen off my car. Damn horny flowers - flower sperm all over my car. Why yellow? I should have spunked a dollup of dishwashing gel on the top of my car before it started the wild downpour.

Oh crap, I forgot (often do), the new blog for cooking is here

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